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Life Sux – than it gets worse!

Dear Alice,

Posted by Clovis on December 26, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

Last night, my girlfriend and I had anal sex without a condom. She is a virgin.

Is there a probability for her to get pregnant?

I would appreciate a lot your help.

Signed,
Worried Boy
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Skydiving spouses cause a stir in Hazelton

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Miscellaneous 

HAZELTON, Pa. – In an end to an already unorthodox
Hazelton, Pa., wedding, the bride and groom jumped from
an airplane nearly two miles above the snow-spattered
ground. Jeanie and Jamy Knittle, both 30, were married
by Mayor Lou Barletta at Hazleton Municipal Airport
before separately skydiving from 10,000 feet, where
skydiving expert Don Kellner said the temperature was
around zero, the Hazelton Standard Speaker reported Monday.
“It drops about three degrees for every 1,000 feet you’re
up in the air,” he said. “And they were free-falling at
120 mph — maybe a bit more” until the airfoil opens.
Barletta called the ceremony perhaps one of the most
unusual he has performed. “I’ve married about 200 couples
before this and this certainly wasn’t your typical
wedding,” he said. Barletta said the skydive about 45
minutes after the ceremony made the marriage unusual.
“I’m sure my wife would like to see me jump out of an
airplane — without a parachute,” he joked.

Bizarre Legendary Monsters

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

THE BEAST OF TRURO – As pet cats were found slaughtered
in the Cape Cod area of Massachusettes, speculation grew
as to whether the beast was a mountain lion even though
none existed in the region. Its identity remains a mystery
today.

GOATMAN – Described as having the upper body of a human,
the legs of a goat and cloven hooves, Goatman has been
known to leap out on unsuspecting courting couples parked
in lover’s lanes in Virginia. It is theorized that the
creature was the result of a science experiment on goats
that went wrong.

THE JERSEY DEVIL – The story goes that somewhere in the
wooded Pine Barrens area of New Jersey lurks a monster with
a large horse-like head, wings and a long serpent’s body.
In 1951, strange screams were heard coming from the woods,
which were said to be the cry of the Jersey Devil.

MO-MO – In the summer of 1971, two girls stopped for a
picnic near the town of Louisiana, Missouri, when a half-
ape half human emerged from some bushes and tried to break
into their car. Monster hunts in the area failed to reveal
the culprit.

THE FLATHEAD LAKE MONSTER – Visitors to Flathead Lake,
Montana, have sometimes spotted something “huge and black”
in the water. A major sighting was in 1963 by Ronald Nixon
who calculated the creature to be around 25ft long. A
reward was offered for the first good photograph of the
beast went unclaimed.

‘Spider-Man’ scales London building

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

LONDON – French “Spider-Man” Alain Robert has scaled the
more than 20-story Portland House building in London to
raise awareness about global warming. Robert, sporting a
T-shirt advertising the Web site thesolutionissimple.org,
was arrested after he climbed the 331-foot-tall building,
The Times of London reported Wednesday. Police, who
cordoned off the area during Robert’s stunt, arrested the
climber, once he completed his assent, on suspicion of
criminal damage and wasting police time. He was being held
Tuesday in a London police station. Robert has climbed more
than 70 of the world’s tallest and most famous structures,
including Eiffel Tower in Paris, the Empire State Building
in New York and the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur. The
climber, who was given the nickname “Spider-Man” for his
wall-scaling abilities, performs the feats with no
equipment or safety nets.

Flight attendant suspended over muffin

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

LONDON – A British flight attendant was suspended for help-
ing himself to an uneaten muffin while busing a passenger’s
tray. British Airways said the move was made because the
employee was suspected of theft and the incident was being
taken “extremely seriously.” The Sun reported Wednesday the
suspension had many British Airways employees up in arms as
well. Some called it an overreaction to an incident involv-
ing a muffin that was headed for the trash bin. Others said
the airline had become increasingly “heavy-handed” in its
treatment of its employees.

Wild ending to school Christmas pageant

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

HIGH POINT, N.C. – Parents videotaping a North Carolina
school Christmas pageant got a bonus of sorts when a wild
fight broke out in the audience. WGHP-TV in High Point,
N.C., said Wednesday that several parents sent in their
video footage after the Tuesday night event at Oak Hill
Elementary School degenerated into name-calling and
fisticuffs, not to mention hair-pulling and a few thrown
chairs. Some parents said the fight broke out among three
women who had a long history of disdain for one another.
More adults either joined in or were trying to separate
the combatants. Police were summoned but most everyone
had split by the time the squad cars arrived. “We were
there to see our children,” Marseddez Lopez told WGHP.
“It’s not fair to them.”

Scissors beat paper

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

LONDON – Britain’s New Scientist magazine has announced
the strategy most likely to win a game of rock, paper,
scissors — throw scissors first. The magazine said
research shows that rock is considered the post popular
choice in the game, so an opponent is likely to start
with paper, assuming that rock will be the first move
thrown, The Daily Telegraph reported Wednesday. The
publication offered alternate strategies for if the game
continues past the first round. “You could try the double
bluff, where you tell your opponent what you are going to
throw — then do it,” New Scientist said. “No one believes
you’ll do it, so they won’t play the throw that beats the
throw you are playing.” The Telegraph said the scissors-
first approach helped auction house Christie’s defeat
rival house Sotheby’s for a $20 million deal in 2005.
Representatives of Christie’s, on the advice of an 11-year-
old girl, threw scissors against the Sotheby’s team, which
threw paper. The two houses were instructed to face one
another in the game by a Japanese art collector who could
not decide which auction service to use.

Bizarre Christmas Traditions

Posted by Clovis on December 23, 2007
Posted in Fun Giggly Stuff 

In Italy they have no Christmas trees. Instead they
decorate small wooden pyramids with fruit.

Ukranians decorate their trees with an artificial spider
and matching web. A spider web found on Christmas morning
is believed to bring good luck.

The citizens of Caracas, Venezuela block off the streets
on Christmas eve so that people can roller-skate to God’s
house.

It is a British Christmas tradition that a wish made while
mixing the Christmas pudding will come true only if the
ingredients are stirred in a clockwise direction.

A traditional Christmas dinner in early England was the
head of a pig prepared with mustard.

Sending red Christmas cards to anyone in Japan constitutes
bad etiquette, since funeral notices there are customarily
printed in red.

In Norway on Christmas Eve, all the brooms in the house
are hidden because long ago it was believed that witches
and mischievous spirits came out on Christmas Eve and
would steal their brooms for riding.

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Posted by Clovis on December 21, 2007
Posted in Email Scams 

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Unlike my last auction, which took place in an old colonial building on folding chairs, today’s remate is being held in two large, red-carpeted auction salons at the Uruguayan government’s central mortgage bank. Each salon has a large movie screen in front where the properties are displayed. In total, there is seating for about 150 people. Today, it’s standing room only.

The bidding begins at shortly after 1.00 p.m. and closes at about 5.00 p.m., during the last three workdays of each month. The pace is rapid with a property being sold every 15 minutes so you’ll need to stay on your toes to keep up with the proceedings. When they have many properties to auction, the bank opens a second salon, and gets through two properties every 15 minutes. I’ve seen as many as 80 properties sold during these monthly three-day session.

Many of the houses and apartments at auction are small and are located in poor neighborhoods so it’s important that you see the property and the neighborhood ahead of time, so you know where and what you’re buying.

The people bidding at this auction were a mix of people looking for a place to live, investors who intended to fix up and flip the properties, landlords shopping for rental units, and two U.S. expats. Most people attend with specific properties in mind. All properties have a base price, and you must bid at least that much to win. (The average base price in Montevideo is around $13,700.) If no one bids–which happens in about 20% of the cases–the price is reduced and re-auctioned at a later time.

While many of the properties are in undesirable locations, you’ll always find a few gems.

One example is a 1,144-square-foot home we went to see on Calle Rio Negro, just one block from the water. With a balcony and a water view, it had three bedrooms and two baths. It was sold for just $23,000.

One small house was offered at a floor price of $2,676 but no one bid on it.

The $6,000 apartment I mentioned at the beginning–I looked at the property and found it was located on Calle Cuestas in Ciudad Vieja, Montevideo’s original historic district. Calle Cuestas is in a rundown neighborhood, and I decided that I wouldn’t want that apartment if it were free. But soon afterwards, another auction took place, and the abandoned hotel in front of the $6,000 apartment was sold to a Greek shipping tycoon for $3.3 million dollars. Restoration is now beginning, and the whole area is expected to flourish.

As it turns out, the young man who bought that $6,000 unit made a terrific investment.